Let me introduce myself!

So , First blog post it needs to be entertaining. Needs to draw you in eh ... I'll do my best I'm not so entertaining. Though, I crack myself up and think I am pretty damn funny. Oh, and I am an ass at times too. My wife says lots of times. I'm a bad speller and I will most certainly, CERTAINLY use several words out of context and I will also make up my own words. Hey, I'm just preparing you !

Here's me in a nutshell ( i prefer pistachio). I am a Jewish, lesbian (i prefer dyke or butch ) who is a vegetarian. Yup, I tried for all minority groups ! Oh and I married a goy ( a goy is a non-jew) she prefers to call herself an EX-Catholic.

My life is simple. I think I am a simple person no excessive needs or wants ... though I am a bit of a fatalist and a definite realist. I believe in honoring my integrity and I am a pretty loyal friend. I am BLATANTLY and BRUTALLY honest most times. That's really hard for people honesty to give it and accept it but I for one would not let you walk out of the house looking like crap. I lack tact sometimes which makes the honesty hurt a bit according to my wife.

My view is slightly skewed on many things and I tends to always play devils advocate and/or sit on the fence and teeter. I was told in college by several professors ( what do they know ) that I would make a great Attorney. Little do they know ... my sisters the Attorney I am the bleeding heart according to my mom she is a typical J.A.P ( Jewish American Princess)
Ok back to the skewed view... My Dad is from Israel but came to the U.S. at age 11 ergo My SABTA ( grandmother in hebrew) is from Poland and a Holocaust survivor ( that's a whole other Blog in itself ) thou she will never admittedly say she is Polish and her life's philosophy is "In life there are more thorns that roses" I share this philosophy as well most the time you can see why ! The misogyny, chauvinism the very male dominated ego and that hot blooded Israeli temper. So this eastern European up-bringing meets my mom from New York the Cat skills and and New Rochell upstate New York .... You can see why I am slightly skewed.

I am opinionated and I love to talk my mom says I'm a Yenta ( its Yiddish means Meddler, gossiper, meddlesome, busybody) I can go on and on ( as you can see).

I am hoping to share some of my life's perspectives with you and some major events in my life. I will also write about issues i have and things that annoy me. I welcome all your comments.

I am apologizing now if I offend you ! SORRY !